On the way to the beach, sore from having a day to myself since school has ceased…laying down all day as I am surrounded by beefy bros and mexicans. Normally being around huge muscular fellows would make some insecure of themselves, in my case, it raises my self a steam. Just know that as one ages and grows responsibilities beyond the gym, muscle turns to fat. To the future obese society of the united states, I solute you with a big fuck you. Enjoy the steak while you can still breath, bro.
Have you all ever heard a guy chomp on a banana so loud, you feel as though you are going to rip your teeth out? Jaws flapping, the banana is now a mushy paste, and he/she continues chew past the point that chewing is necessary? To the young fellow sitting across from me grunting to himself and eating a banana like an ape, go somewhere else. You are distracting my studies and really pissing me off.
Your truly, The asshole sitting across from you at Cabell Library.